Go to The Fighting Cocks, have a nice cold pint and wait for all of this to blow over…

Fan of The Cornetto Trilogy ? If the answer is "yarp" then join us this October for our ultimate quiz on everything Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz and The World's End! How's that for a slice of fried gold ?

There is no "I" team but there is an "I" in "pie" – there's an "I" in "meat pie" … the anagram of meat is team … anyway, grab your team (maximum 5 people … this isn't a social gathering) and show us what you know !

1st place : £50 bar tab!

2nd place: Round of "you've got red on you…" shots

Last place: Framed photograph of the impossible… a dog looking up.

Bonus prize for best dressed: A cornetto !!

"We're going to see this to the bitter end … or lager end."